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.......all kind'a Pictures - New and OLd in "Memories" link.......Go look......

Thanks again to all the people who sign the Guestbook...it helps us keep in touch with ya'll...

Well slap my ass and spank my fanny.... The $enator is now working (huh?) at the GuitarCenter in Fairfax Va., so come on by for your guitaricles...and look around...the place is huge! More guitars than you could smash in a month!...and that ain't all!! Do It...

...this narrowassed cracker is also giving guitar lessons as well as doing minor guitar repairs and maintenance near you...find out more...

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++++Featuring Vintage:

MR. Phil McCormack- Lead vocalist for the ASSKICKIN" Southern Rock Legends "MOLLY HACHET"... Extraordinary Saxophonist- Ron Holloway from "Gov'T Mule/Allman Bros."...Mark Wenner of "The NightHawks" on harmonica.... The Navy/ Airforce Band Horn Section on selected songs...and the song "Paybacks a Bitch" written for the Roadducks by Johnny Neal "Allman Bros /Gov't Mule"...( you can listen to excerpts in the "listen & hear" link .)

***A majorly large "Most Appreciative of You" to all the rightious Individuals and heinous nare-do-well's that have contributed to the Roadduck's CD's flyin' outt'a here like ducks to capistrano...

>>>>>.....Well...as I see it ...these so called "Roadducks" have been a scourge to humanity and a blight on the existence of Mankind for longer than most dirt!...they have been the perpetrators of debauched and depraved activity for over 3 decades...the group has only been arrested three or four times as a unit, but were found Unfit to stand trial. Now, I don't rightly know how many individual infractions there are, but if you consider getting caught "Takin'- a- wizz" in an alley by the police..well...it's an ongoing tally to be sure...and it never ceases to amaze oneself that these types of behavior can go on unbridled for any extended length of time...the battle scars of carrying the Party banner thru the mist of gunfire and riotous crowds are hidden behind, and within...the eyes, bodies, and minds of all those individuals who have openly participated on this Hellbound Train to GLORY!....so don't deny.. 'You know Who you Are!!...and if you don't...you need to come to a Roadducks Extravagabonanza and Find OUT What !...to the throngs that have engaged in this forbidden, but extraordinarily fun activity, this may seem like everyday PoonTang...but to the untrained party enthusiast there can be no doubt that an almost spiritual ferver comes over the crowd as the Roadducks weave their web of Unsobriety and Hate, with Discontent... so, if you have a low tolerance to Fun and Mayhem..maybe..it's not for you...maybe you should just buy the CD and sit home instead.... but, if you ever come across one , Remember:

YBDYGD

***These Slackjawed Roadhuggers would also like send out an ExtraBig "Thanky Muchy" to all those Thrillseekers who have purchased this "Once in a Lifetime" offer.....But mostly... Thanks to all the Fans that have stayed with us ...Jumpin' Baby Jesus it's Great to have Ya'll !!!....

and Remember: YBDYGD

....Alot of our fans have asked about the Roadducks "Get *ucked" Undergear & T-shirt shoppe we opened @ CafePress.com...online T's and UnDy's...it don't get no easier than that.... Where can i get me a pair of Undys and a T shirt?

( in "Parafernalia" - above left.)

...Also, the UNRated version of the The Famous : "I like my B**YZA Beer" song is NOW available on CD.....

www.myspace.com/senatorlikkitysplit

Youk'n go' a'hed 'n Look 'r Listen around fer a spell... How's about it?...Fun..or...no?..... relax while you....lay back and "Get *ucked"...

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